Total Medals Earned: 136 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,155 Points
Medals Earned: 15/27 (340/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Do a close call on a power smash
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/150 points)
Kill 100 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 50 enemies by any means necessary.
Complete Zone 1 by defeating the deadly Wakiku.
Kill 200 enemies by any means necessary.
Open all of the chests in the game and obtain their contents.
Obtain all of the magical crystals in the game.
Complete Zone 4 by defeating the magical Burizard.
Complete Zone 2 by defeating the ghostly Death Face!
Complete Zone 5 by defeating the cursed Merody.
Complete Zone 3 by defeating the spiky Tor.
Fully upgrade Kon's health to 12 hearts.
Obtain a full wallet of 999 kupons.
Collect all four swords on Drumdrum Island.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (10/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Do a combo of 9!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (45/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/440 points)
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 9/32 (180/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (260/385 points)
Build your first booth
Hire all kind of staff
Visited by 75 visitors
Earn 10.000 G profit in a day
Catch total 100 thieves and saboteur cumulative
Popularity reach 50%
Catch total 500 thieves and saboteur cumulative
Earn 20.000 G profit in a day
Have 1.000.000 G
Have 500.000 G
Popularity reach 100%
Medals Earned: 5/9 (35/260 points)
Reach Level 20
Reach Level 10
Complete Normal Mode
Reach Level 40
Reach Level 30
Reach Level 50
Complete Hard Mode
Complete Normal mode at 100%
Complete Hard Mode at 100%